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Sound bits of advice from a hasn’t yet been Brooks Dareff Of the Emerald If you re like me, you'll make a career out of looking for a job. The seven year itch, that's what I've got. Seven years after a bachelor's, two years after a master's, I'm writing for the Emerald — again. Think the economy is picking up? Guess again. It's election time folks, which means the powers-that-be pull strings to make the economy look good, then come November it will look about as perky as an old bloodhound that's been loitering on the porch all summer. reporters notebook brooks dareff Don't make the mistakes I've made. Don't bother sending out scores of resumes no one ever reads, wringing your hands over a future that never materializes, and humiliating yourself in a two-bit suit before entrepeneurs who never want to see you or your sweaty palms again. Instead, make the best of a bad situation; get food stamps, collect unemployment, drink Blitz and wait for the second coming of John Paul Getty. Or better yet, save the hassle and your innocence and move home. But first, read on. THE GRADUATE’S GUIDE TO LIVING AT HOME There are certain concessions and demands you'll have to make if this is going to work. Here are some of the most important. Concessions: •Wash the dishes at least once a week. The traditional Mom will love you for this, even if you still don't pick up your room or make your bed. And if you've got the old lady on your side, the traditional Dad will soon follow — unless he's already retired and living at home and must see you as much as Mom does. In that case, just buttering up Mom, who, if you're a guy, loves you no matter how much of a jerk you are, just won't be enough. •Seek Dad's advice. Dad loves this, especially if you don't pay attention, because then he can continue to burn your ears. •Pay for your long distance phone calls. Nothing irritates Dad more at the end of the month than $50 in phantom phone bills from Photo by Mark Pynes What next? some long lost love or drinking buddy who's liv ing in Phoenix or Boston. And it you're really ambitious: •Paint the house. You'll score with both on this one. Dad will think you've finally learned the work ethic. Mom will appreciate your efforts to "beautify" the nest. And there's a bonus — they may even pay you. •Take them out to dinner. They'll both think you've grown up. But make this a symbolic gesture and don't do it more than once or twice — anything that actually costs money should be avoided at all costs. Demands: (There are bound to be precious few of these — remember who holds the purse strings. But there are a few points you can — and should — hold firm on). •Refuse to pay rent or buy groceries. Remind your parents you could be having more fun pay ing expenses practically anywhere else. They'll readily admit that you're right. •Secure use of a car. Remind your parents of the last time you were around the house all the time. They'll soon remember and may even give you a gas card just to keep you away on weekends. •And finally, start looking for a job. You can't rely on Mom and Dad forever. TINO’S 1 • Full dinner menu • 23 varieties of Pizzas • Whole wheat and white crust • Pizzas to go -cooked and uncooked 15th and Willamette Hours: Mon.-Thurs. 11:00-Midnight Frl. 11:00-1:00 a.m. Sat 5 00-1 00 a m Sun. 5:00-11.00 p.m. party politics in ameri w kfl % course PS415G 3 graduate credits it'' i fv ust TAFt SEMINAR meets June 18 • 29,1984 FORMAT: Morning and afternoon sessions with practicing politicians, representatives from the media, and organized groups, political consultants, and distinguished faculty from other universities. GUEST Ed Fadeley, Pres, of Oregon State Senate SPEAKERS: David Frohnmayer, State Attorney General Mark Nelson, Lobbyist Norma Paulus, Secretary of Stale Russ Sadler, Columnist, TV Commentator Sheet on the door of 920 PLC or in 936 PLC SIGN UP: FOR INFO: Contact Patricia Dodge 686-4880 Prof. James Klonoski 686-4876 V SPECIAL SKILLS: Copying on to a wide vari ety of Resume papers EQUIPMENT: State of the art electronic Copier / Duplicators EXPERIENCE: Experience Kinkos...For your complete resume 344-7894 | 860 East 13th Ave Rennie’s Landing Presents Parent’s Weekend Schedule of Events ' 'Show* Monv and ubad udiesie, yon ’vela#, a^tesv iiudyiny,. '' Friday, 4 p.m.: To the deck for a pitcher ($1.00 off with Magicard 4-7). Or try one of our select bottle beers. Or wines. 9 p.m.: Socializing. It’s time your parents met your friends! Saturday 10:00-11:30 a.m.: Breakfast. Check out the special. 2 eggs, homefries, muffin, and coffee ... $1.50! Noon: 4-7: Sunday: Try our unique selection of gourmet burgers, a sensa tional sandwich, or one of the refreshing salads. “Special Magicard Day” Unwind after the Canoe Fete with $1.00 off pitchers. Open at noon • Full menu served until 9 p.m. ★ Snacks served until 11 p.m. _Rennie’s Landing • 1214 Kincaid • 687-0600